Pseudo-bully -- in correspondence wif video clip in Pat's Blog

First of all, A VERY BIG THANK YOU TO PAT PAT (MY BELOVED ELDEST DAUGHTER) WHO HELPED ME TO UPLOAD THE VIDEO CLIP. My attempts to upload it here and in Youtube were of no avail. Then my lovely pat pat came in and said 'i have too much quota to finish!!' so she had done the excellent job to upload this short clip in her blog for me. *Touched + terharu + gan dong*

Next, ITZ Ju Ann's fault!! Makes me miss you all even much more when i read her blog... Ju Ann's tricks and always took picture when people do not notice....SookMay's high-pitch scream to protest (always futile though).. So i rewatched the video clip. and so our memories and crazy time we had were soaring in my mind for hours til i cant really concentrate to study...(abit exaggerating?)

This is a very long post. A SCRIPT OF THE VIDEO CLIP IN PAT'S BLOG. SO, THIS MIGHT BE A VERY LAME POST FOR THOSE WHO ARE NOT INTERESTED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.



Setting: Cha Lin's dorm (block 2 but i forgot which room)
Characters: Chee Jie and Ju Ann (as gangster), cha lin as an IRRESPONSIBLE SENIOR who didn't brief the juniors rules and regulation at akasia, Sook May and Siu Mou as two innocent juniors (yet remain resilient when being bullied), Pat Pat and Troy Chia Yee as passerby A and B OR chee jie's and ann jie's 'lieng' (actually i duno what their roles are LOL), Karen as NICE SENIOR who payed d fees, and MOST IMPORTANTLY, Mou Mou Dei the camera person (without you there will be no video clip which i always use to remember you all)
Time: When we got bored of studying at study room (at night but i forgot what time)

*BANG BANG BANG*
Mou Mou Dei : woah (and 'bao xiao-ing')
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Sook May: woah (from the bag)
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Cha Lin: No........ (try to hold d door)

Mou Mou Dei 'bao xiao' continues

Chee jie and ann gu dashed in

Chee jie: Faster!! RM10
Cha Lin: I payed dy last time leh!!
Chee Jie: today is 1st July!!
Cha Lin: (speak super fast-ly) Have no money lar JPA doesn't bank in money yet i where got so many money to pay u...
Chee Jie: You go check your account they just banked in d money
Sook May: (from the back) Yuan lai AUSMAT so 'hei an' de wor..
Cha Lin: (reply super fast-ly) impossible lar yesterday i checked nobody bank in today nobody bank in lar
*Pat and Troy popping out of nowhere giggling behind*
Chee Jie: I say bank in then itz bank in already lar! You dun believe me?! How many years i've been here!!

*more giggling at background + mou mou dei's how many years*

Ju Ann: ('tuk'-ing Cha Lin) More than you la right?! If the money is in the account what do you wanna do huh?! how much you wanna pay then?!
Cha Lin: i give......
Chee Jie: (interrupt Cha Lin) Ok if you dun wanna pay today tomorrow i wil charge 20 bucks from you. Give anot?!
Cha Lin: Give...no money...
Mou Mou Dei: (taking video still talk so much) give? so no 'guat hei' de? ('xiao' continues)
Sook May: (interrupt as if nobody notice her presence) Here got two juniors leh!
Cha Lin: (as if never see juniors before and discovered something interesting) AH!! here got two new juniors maybe u can ask money from them
Ju Ann: ('tuk'-ing SookMay) Ei, newcomer!!
Chee Jie: Our rule here leh, is 30 bucks per head.
Siu Mou: (still so happy when being bullied) Teacher call u ar hahaha
Mou Mou Dei: (kentut-like laughter)
Sook May: (cover her face wif jacket and laugh quitely but wif distorted face)
Chee Jie: I have warrant from Encik Hassan! Want me go back and take to you anot?!
Mou Mou Dei: (as if directing the scenario) Be more pro dun laugh!!

BUT MOU MOU DEI AR, YOUR 'BAO-XIAO'-S ALMOST THROUGHOUT THE VIDEO CLIP LEH YOU ASK OTHERS NOT TO LAUGH?! =P

SookMay: (still covering her face with her black jacket) i cant stand anymore i stomachache liao
Chee Jie: (continue wif d gangster manner) 30 bucks ha!
Troy: (excited coz discover something) hey look at this kettle! If sell it i think it worths 30 bucks gua
Ju Ann: (who is one of the noisiest in the gang realizing the nuisance that might cause to the residents and trying to calm Chee Jie down) dun so loud later will disturb other people..
Pat: (out of nowhere talking to Cha Lin) wei people dun have 30 bucks lar
Cha Lin: (reply innocently yet maintain d speed) i dun have 10 bucks also......
Sook May: (from the back whispering) no money wor...
Chee Jie: (arrogantly) we count by head one ma Karen payed me this afternoon
Pat: (from the back) i dun care i ask you to pay you must pay
Cha Lin: *itz too fast i cant catch wat she said* she pay...pay...pay....??????
Mou Mou Dei: (from the back) pay dy.. (ha ha continues) THE SIDE EFFECT: SHAKING CAMERA
Karen: (happy and pose a Victory gesture)
Troy: (to Cha Lin) then you ma help your juniors to pay lo
Cha Lin: I (.....) them!!
Pat: You hor
Troy: (get too excited till cant form sentence properly) you you you you are senior ma now
Cha Lin: (innocent + almost crying look) i came here one year earlier but im still younger than them ah
Ju Ann: (from the back) Cha Lin, give anot give anot?!
Troy: then you want them to pay for you lo?
Pat: Miss Cha Lin ar...
Cha Lin: (reply high pitch-ly) i payed dy!!!
Chee Jie: i got yours just now. left you two leh! 30 bucks!!
Pat: (questioning Cha Lin) why they just came in you never tell them they needa pay 30 bucks?
Cha Lin: (speak as ever fast) they dun bother me how can i tel them
Troy: (fierce look) you never give people warning de ar?!
Pat: (to Siu Mou and Sook May) you dun want to bother people isn't it??
Siu Mou: (try to speak, raise her hand as a gesture to protest, innocent look) ....
Sook May: (point her finger to cha lin) She never tell us wor...
Mou Mou Dei: (interrupt due to her 8-ness) dun bother people? ha?!
Sook May: (continue wif a solemn tone) she says she will take care of us ma...
Mou Mou Dei: (continue speaking due to her 8-ness again) yi fu chuan yang, ha?!
Siu Mou: no no no no no...
Troy: (from the back) you all just came here so 'chuan' dy la
Chee Jie: (demanding authority) 30 bucks!!
Sook May: (repeat her sentence for 3rd time which increasing pitching, fingers still pointed towards cha lin) SHE SAYS SHE WILL TAKE CARE OF US AH!!
Chee Jie: (from the back) dun so 'chuan' ha i tel you
SookMay: (with HIGHER TONE) I NEVER 'CHUAN' AH!!
Siu Mou: (apparently a good baby) I WILL TELL MY MUMMY!!
Chee Jie: (wif very mean look) itz not a good idea to annoy me here
Sook May: i know you are not a right person to be annoyed
Chee Jie: (still mean look) i can call my 'leng' at block 6 anytime to come here
Mou Mou Dei: (wif doubt in her head) why block 6 de?
Chee Jie: (ignore mou mou dei and continue) vandalism everything here
Sook May: (trying to correct chee jie) not block 4 meh?
Chee Jie: block 6 and block 4 all also my leng lar
Mou Mou Dei: (kentut-like laughter for 2nd time, shaking image)
Chee Jie: (continue) faster, money!
Sook May: (grabbed a new cemara red t-shirt from the table) today i dun have i use this first la
Mou Mou Dei: (high-pitch laughter)
Chee Jie: (doubt seriously) how much this one worth?! you see for yourself! how much you think it would be?! (throw d t-shirt angrily on the table)
Pat: (advising from the back) ei later crinkled dy d junior cant wear it dy la
Chee Jie: (faster reput it nicely when she realize that's the real junior's stuff not the 'dao ju')

*lotza comments coming in i cant get them all*

SookMay: (take d t-shirt excitedly) ei this one is UiTM got the iISO de leh (emphasizing 'I')
Pat: (from the back) 12 bucks 12 bucks
Mou Mou Dei: (comment again) wah u very clear about your school wor
SookMay: (proud-to-be-UiTMians look) of course i am new here ma
SookMay: (grab two more t-shirts on the table trying to estimate the values they worth, still wif a very proud-to-be-UiTMians look) also this one add up...
Pat: (act as calculator) 20 bucks liao
Sook May: (continue searching) and that one also...
Pat: (still a calculator) 36 bucks liao
Sook May: yea lo got excess liao
Mou Mou Dei: (from the back, to siu mou) you leh you leh what you wanna give?
Chee Jie: (wif very frustrated tone) i want cash!!
Siu Mou: (ever innocent look) i dun have money.....
Chee Jie: (in cantonese) what is cash!! (then in Chinese, frustrated look) cash is 'xian jing', not 'yi fu', clothes unless you go out and sell for me one for 12 bucks and pay me
SookMay: (pleading) wait til they bank in money then only i pay you la
Ju Ann: (finally speak) your mum doesn't give u money ar? u at here so long what you eat ar?
SookMay: my mum say...my mum say the first week here only....
Pat: (suddenly being so nice to junior, i tot she supposed to be gangster?) faster borrow money from senior, no money liao
Mou Mou Dei: (now a narrator, this time no laughter) senior is here
Cha Lin (innocent look)
Troy: you have 2 seniors here now..act fast la
Pat: (repeating what troy said) you have two seniors..faster

SookMay: (as if seeing hope from the darkness) Cha Lin~~ They ask me to borrow money from you wor...
Mou Mou Dei: (d ever noisiest camera person) Cha Lin you call one ar?
Ju Ann: ('tuk'-ing Sook May) Cha Lin you call one meh? You need to call Cha Lin Jie Jie!!
Mou Mou Dei: (high-pitch laughters wif slightly shaking scene)
Chee Jie: You know what is respect mah?! Seniors are supposed to be respected!!
Siu Mou and Sook May: (both stand up, siu mou also covers her face wif her pink jacket, is tat contagious?)
Cha Lin: dun so 'chuan' liao la
SookMay: (march towards Cha Lin, pleading, still wif d high-pitch voice) Cha Lin Jie Jie~~i have no money wor...
Cha Lin: (dodge abit)
Chee Jie: (announcing) teach you still not understand ho! let's go! tomorrow i come again i will collect 50 bucks from u! let's go!
SookMay: (also wanna go) ok la let's go la
Mou Mou Dei: (wif laughter) where you wanna go?? new students!! *shaking images*

*everyone laughed*

Chee Jie: (back to the non-gangster person, a nice senior) haiyah not fun lah!!
Troy: Later only play lah!!

For your information, WE DON'T HAVE SCRIPT DESIGNED IN PRIOR. THE ENTIRE CONVERSATION WAS SPONTANEOUS. What a great success and great video clip right, friend?


I've spent 2 hours completing this post, replaying the same video clips for many times just to get d conversation and d facial expressions of everyone of you...I MISS YOU ALL FREN!! So sad we are not together now...There were many things we used to do together.. I spent my last 1.5 year the most wif you guys. Average 18 hours a day (6 hours sleeping).. many crazy moments and surprise birthdays we had for each other..

I REALLY MISS YOU GUYS~ Especially those who i won't see in Melbourne (Pat, Ding, Troy, Siu Mou)... i am looking forward to melbourne trip!! see you guys there...muackzzzzz!!!




Luv,
Chee Jie
(who is now Itchy = YeeChe)



PS: ahhh my friends are going back for the two-week mid semester break which starts on next week!!! *homesick*